Bolehland’s Bunch of No-Nos

By Martin Jalleh
31 Oct. 2011

Najib has no balls
Muhyiddin has no brains
Hishammuddin has no integrity.

Rais Yatim has no sense
Zahid has no defence
Nazri has no consistency.

Palanivel has no merit
Yen Yen has no explanation
Peter Chin has no energy.

Shafie Apdal has no clout
Noh Omar has no answers
Mohamed Yakcop has no transparency.

Shahrizat has no “beef”
Kong Cho Ha has no backbone
Liow Tiong Lai has no sincerity.

Ismail Sabri has no price controls
Ahmad Shabery has no medals
Idris Jala has no sagacity.

Ongkili has no innovation
Douglas Uggah has no enthusiasm
Shaziman has no accountability.

Tsu Koon has no leadership
Dompok has no support
Subramaniam has no empathy.

Rosmah has no self-control
Ezam has no real issues
Khairy has no decency.

MIC has no voice
MCA has no choice
Gerakan has no stability.

Judiciary has no honour
Police has no independence
AG has no impartiality.

MACC has no results
MCMC has no logic
EC has no credibility.

Parliament has no vibrancy
Speaker has no fairness
Civil service has no quality.

Himpun has no relevance
Jais has no evidence
Perkasa has no respectability.

Utusan Malaysia has no ethics
Umno’s papers have no limits
MSM have no objectivity.

Umno has no shame
It has made no changes
It has no morals and honesty.

BN has no future
A coalition of no principles
The government has no dignity.

Bolehland will have no money
The country will have no hope
A pariah nation – Asia’s tragedy!

Say “NO!” to Umno
Say “NO!” to BN
Say “NO MORE!”

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19 Replies to “Bolehland’s Bunch of No-Nos”

  1. All these useless creatures and animals.The best way to deal with these pests are to send them to the animal vet and have them all neutered.Very big cancerous problems solved in minutes,not days or years as by our sleepy politicians.

  2. A bunch of greedy, apportunistic politicians i scratch your back and you scratch my back at the expense of the poor poor rakyat.
    Hope the general rakyat kick their dirty assess out come GE13.
    Malaysia real “Boleh” lah.
    Enough is enough.

  3. First it was a GOD…talking nonsensical stuffs.
    Now it is the rambutan tree grower…..cintanegera.
    Can you imagine cintanegara saying LGE have no guts?
    Then saying he has …no strategy…no achievements…no deliveries.
    If all are true…Lim Guan Eng days are numbered as CM of Penang.
    But the fact that cintanegara is well known for saying the opposites…means Lim Guan Eng can stay as CM of Penang as long as he wants.

  4. These could more relevant to BN,
    Quotatocracy not Meritocracy,
    Kulitfication not Qualification,
    Know Who not know What,
    Corruption not commission.
    Quantity not Quality,
    Spending not earning.
    wastage not saving,

  5. First, it started with Mamakthir agreeing to set up a monopoly to buy all rambutans from the individual farmers like cintanegara. Then ketuanan melayu set in, and people like cintanegara demanded free fertilizers. Then Perkasa stepped in and demanded that the government pay a fixed yield per rambutan tree irrespective of actual production, so now cintanegara is happy. He can sell his free fertilizers in the black market, he doesn’t have to maintain his rambutan tree.

    Obviously people like cintanegara will fight tooth and nail to maintain the status quo. No need to work, guaranteed income, and can smoke his homemade joints under the rambutan tree all day. That’s why this country needs to go bankrupt first before reality can set in.

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